Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Sarah Palin Is Performing A One-Woman Play Based On The Film "Fargo"

In one of the greatest performances highlighting the Duality Of (Wo)Man, we see, as the curtain opens, Palin's adaptation of Chief Marge Gunderson: from the pregnancy, Minnesota-Nice accent (Well, That's Just Super!) and justice-driven moral code

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right down to the Arctic Tundra setting, Sorel boots, and stay-at-home husband.

But as the story unfolds, we see more and more of her as Jerry Lundegaard: awash in a sea of his own misdeeds, cover-ups, and stonewalling the authorities.

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No...No You're Not. In fact...she's fleeing her own interview!!

Palin's version of Lundegaard is smudging the details of her record before "Shooting It Right Over To Us", but the public is telling her "We Have To Have Those E-Mails And Real Earmark Figures, Sarah-Jerry, Or We're Going To Have To Take Our White House Back".

So how does it end? Who ends up in the wood chipper? And who is the Funny-Looking One....in a general sort of way?

Can't wait to find out.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

The Slate Explainer Tackles WV Incest

Here.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Compendium Of Crap

During a discussion of Scott "Snitch" McClellan's book I found this from American Prospect. Doug Feith was one of the architects of the Iraq War disaster and the post cited lays out some of his crimes.

It also links to an infamous Weekly Standard article that is a compendium of the bullshit that was bounced around the subservient MSM by the Bush administration propaganda machine like this



to sell the war. All of the story's facts were, of course, completely discredited.

A good way to refresh one's memory of what the book apparently discusses without detail.